Attention: An epidemic has been seeping through the halls of Lawrence High School, penetrating the minds of seniors in all classes from advanced placement English to public policy.
Symptoms include day-dreaming eyes, apathetic hand-raising, failing grades, and the irresistible urge to drive to school late, or perhaps, not even come at all. If you are experiencing any of these “fatal-until-you-realize-none-of-it-really-matters-any-more” symptoms, or know of any senior who is, please note: There is no cure.
But don’t fret, this is nothing new. Year after year, high school seniors, throughout the nation have been infected with what is called, “senioritis.” Like the common cold, the most you can do is wait it out and hope it goes away. Unfortunately, most students grapple with it until graduation.
Parents and teachers have tried their best to alleviate these symptoms, with medications such as groundings, detentions, and threats. However, over the years it has been discovered that in many cases, the side-effects to these remedies release a catalyst that counterproductively strengthens the presence of senioritis within these students.
Many believe that senioritis surfaces after the students have reached the end of their “college process” and have been accepted into at least one of their selected schools. But how does this explain the cases in which some students experience senioritis before they have even completed their applications, or the sightings of infected students on the first week of school?